November 2008
2 posts
Second Old Blog that usually makes people laugh.
I just recently researched what exactly blogging is, when it started and yada yada yada. It’s not a very interesting story, but thanks to wikipedia, it was easy as shit to find. I always figured that blogging was a way for depressed people to cry about one thing or another, an outlet for people who don’t want to talk about their problems. It reminded me of something someone told me, or...
I want a girlfriend that...
…likes me a lot more than I like her. Actually me liking her only has to be minimal. She just has to be really into me. I want a girl that will but a lot of effort into our relationship, so much that it’d be weird sometimes. I want her to creep me out sometimes, by showing up when I don’t want her over. I want her to want to talk about her feelings, but doesn’t notice when...
“My holiday spirit consists of 4 parts hot cocoa, 1 part peppermint schnapps and...”
– Mrs Claus
Seriously...
whobrokemyspacebarbutton?thissucks.
i threw up, almost
Seriously. I almost threw up. Not in like “Oh shit, that’s disgusting. I’m gonna throw up! HAHA” way. Instead it was more of look away or vomit on my desk thing… I need to shower… www.2girls1cup.com don’t do it! DO IT!
If my grandpa did myspace bulletins...
1. Put your music player on shuffle. 2. Press forward for each question. 3. Use the song title as the answer to the question. What does next year have in store for me? Some Beethoven song that comes with the computer, What does your love life look like? Some Beethoven song that comes with the computer, What do I say when life gets hard? Some Beethoven song that comes with the computer, What do...
“Q: Why do monkeys throw poop at each other when they are parting ways?
A: They...”
– sadly… by me.
Days of the Week
Monday Tuesday What The Fuck Saturday Sunday
October 2007
3 posts
Across The Universe
I saw it last night, and it was awesome. If you’re a Beatles fan, you should probably go see it. Some of the highlights were: Hold Me Tight I’ve Just Seen a Face Come Together I Want You Something Oh Darling Revolution Hey Jude All You Need is Love Across the Universe The cast members sing like 30+ songs. I’ll probably go see it again. You should too.
Suite-mate
My suite-mate just went into the bathroom. He’s taking a shit, it doesn’t sound good. I should probably leave a post-it telling him to eat more fiber.
September 2007
1 post
Fun MySpace Bulletins!
Grab her hair when you kiss her, pull hard and tell her it’s not soft enough • Stay on the phone with her when keeps talking, but put it down and walk away, because she doesn’t shut up. • When she’s mad tell her that her friend gives better head. • When she says she’s ok say “sweet, i’m going to go get fuck up. like, really bad. top ten drunk fucked up. when i...
August 2007
1 post
Beginning of something...
FIRST! Something to laugh at. An awesome idea if you were the first person to invent it: Beer.