Fun MySpace Bulletins!
Grab her hair when you kiss her, pull hard and tell her it’s not soft enough
• Stay on the phone with her when keeps talking, but put it down and walk away, because she doesn’t shut up.
• When she’s mad tell her that her friend gives better head.
• When she says she’s ok say “sweet, i’m going to go get fuck up. like, really bad. top ten drunk fucked up. when i come home, we’ll do it”
• because 10 yrs later she’ll be old and wrinkly
• Call her at 12:00am on her birthday for a booty call. then don’t show up. Surprise!
• Call her before you sleep (drunk) and after you wake up (hungover, hungry. i need a crossanwich!”
• Treat her like a rock
• Tease her a lot. No talking back, dear.
• Stay up all night at the bars with her when she’s sick. Could be contagious.
• Watch her favorite movie with her. talk through the entire thing, making fun of it. It’s charming
• Give her the world. or your laundry.
• Let her wear your clothes. and wash them.
• When she’s bored and sad, tell her she’s being lame and go out.
• Let her know she’s important, but replaceable.
• Kiss her in the pouring rain. run away with the umbrella.
• When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
“what the fuck do you want now?”
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
•Call you an asshole.
•Kiss some other guy.
•Love the fact that she has a restraining order.
•Text you by accident.
Guys post as: “I’d be this boyfriend.”
Girls post as: “A true boyfriend”
